Because I don't know what you mean and what you don't
£16.99
From a comic mastermind comes this brilliant collection of stories Three teenagers believe they are witches. A woman defaces a local billboard. A bored landlord tries to influence his son's best friend.A cul-de-sac WhatsApp group discusses eggs at length. A heavily pregnant woman finds a way to time travel and...
read more
30 In Stock
9781838856083
From a comic mastermind comes this brilliant collection of stories Three teenagers believe they are witches. A woman defaces a local billboard. A bored landlord tries to influence his son's best friend.
A cul-de-sac WhatsApp group discusses eggs at length. A heavily pregnant woman finds a way to time travel and a girl discovers joy on a stolen bicycle...
Each tale paints a life in miniature and offers an escape chute from the mayhem of modern life.
Books and gifts - £3.50 post and packing per order, UK addresses.
-£20.00 post and packing per order, Overseas addresses.
Art and craft - post and packing individually priced.
Orders will be shipped by second class postage. Please allow 3 - 5 days for your order to be processed.
CLICK AND COLLECT - we aim to have your order ready for collection within 3 working days, but will email you to let you know when it is available to save you having a wasted journey.
Collection from:
Wigtown Festival Company
11 North Main Street
Wigtown
DG8 9HN
Related Products
From this Collection
-
Adventuremice: Mermouse MysteryPedro is getting us...Pedro is getting used to the thrilling life of the Adventuremice. But one stormy night, he finds something he's only ever dreamed of seeing: a real, live mermouse! This ... -
Adventuremice: Mice on the IceThe Frost Fair is coming! But when a surprise s...The Frost Fair is coming! But when a surprise snowfall puts the mice's plans at risk, it's up to Pedro and the team to save the Fair and bring joy to the town! Guaranteed to warm hearts everywhere. -
Adventuremice: Mice on the MoonLittle Pedro has an out-of-this-world adventure...Little Pedro has an out-of-this-world adventure!The heroic Adventuremice have been summoned by an inventor-mouse! Millie's Uncle Bernie has built a spaceship and he wants the brave and clever Adven... -
Adventuremice: Otter ChaosMeet Pedro. He's tiny, but while looking for a ...Meet Pedro. He's tiny, but while looking for a BIG adventure he is rescued by the ADVENTUREMICE - a brave, determined team who keep all the Mouse Islands safe from harm. Pedro's dream is to show he... -
Alfie in the GardenFrom the author of the bestselling No Matter Wh...From the author of the bestselling No Matter What comes a delightful little rabbit, Alfie, whose garden becomes a jungle in this appealing picture book. Alfie Rabbit is helping his mummy in the gar... -
An AutobiographyA powerful and comm...A powerful and commanding account of the life of trailblazing political activist Angela Davis. Edited by Toni Morrison and first published in 1974, An Autobiography is a... -
An Dà Anam In Two MindsAn Dà Anam / In Two...An Dà Anam / In Two Minds is a metaphysical dialogue in verse between the Irish poet Diarmuid Johnson and the Scottish poet Maoilios Caimbeul. Johnson writes in Irish Ga... -
An Empire On The Edge: How Britain Came To Fight AmericaIn this powerful na...In this powerful narrative, Nick Bunker tells the story of the last three years of mutual embitterment that preceded the outbreak of America's war for independence in 17... -
An Seachdamh TonnSandy NicDhòmhnaill...Sandy NicDhòmhnaill Jones is one of the most exciting poets writing in Scottish Gaelic today. She is also a singer, a songwriter and a harpist, whose live performances o... -
Ancient AnchorsThis is the story o...This is the story of the relationship between the Earth and her inhabitants, from the Big Bang to modern day. In the style of haibun, a sequence of prose and haiku, the ... -
Andaza: A Memoir of Food, Flavour and Freedom in the Pakistani KitchenShe spent the first...She spent the first eight years of her life at sea, with a father who captained merchant ships and a mother who preferred to cook for the family herself on a tiny electr... -
Anisha Accidental Detective: Granny TroublePack your bags, we'...Pack your bags, we're going on a road trip, in the third hilarious mystery in the award-winning Anisha, Accidental Detective series!Milo and I have been looking forward ... -
Anisha, Accidental DetectiveHELP! My super-dram...HELP! My super-dramatic Aunty Bindi is getting married tomorrow and she's having a mega meltdown. But sssh! I've just found a ransom note, pushed through the letter box,... -
Anisha, Accidental Detective: Beach DisasterThere's sabotage on...There's sabotage on the school trip, in the seventh hilarious case in the award-winning Anisha, Accidental Detective series!It's finally time for our Year 6 residential ... -
Anisha, Accidental Detective: Fright NightThere's a spooky my...There's a spooky mystery at school, in the sixth hilarious case in the award-winning Anisha, Accidental Detective series!It's Halloween and everyone is excited about the... -
Anisha, Accidental Detective: Holiday AdventureThe Mistrys are off...The Mistrys are off on holiday, in the fifth hilarious mystery in the award-winning Anisha, Accidental Detective series!Pack your bags - we're off to a holiday camp! Mil... -
Anisha, Accidental Detective: Show StoppersThe school show mus...The school show must go on, in the fourth hilarious mystery in the award-winning Anisha, Accidental Detective series!JUST ONE WEEK UNTIL SHOWTIME!I'm SO busy - our class... -
Anthony Powell: Dancing to the Music of TimeThe long-awaited portrait of a literary master from one of our generation's greatest biographers
AntkindWashington Post B. ...Washington Post B. Rosenberger Rosenberg, neurotic and underappreciated film critic (failed academic, filmmaker, paramour, shoe salesman who sleeps in a sock drawer), st...
As Time Goes ByAs Time Goes By tel...As Time Goes By tells the remarkable story of Taylor's trajectory from humble provincial journalist to loved confidant right at the centre of the Beatles' magic circle. ...
Astray: A History of WanderingThis book explores ...This book explores how, far from being limited to deviation from known pathways or desirable plans of action, wandering is an abundant source of meaning, as intimately i...
August BlueAt the height of he...At the height of her career, concert pianist Elsa M. Anderson - former child prodigy, now in her thirties - walks off the stage in Vienna, mid-performance. Now she is in...
AyeOne of Scotland’s b...One of Scotland’s best-known poets of the last 30 years, Stuart lives by the Solway coast in Galloway. Originally from Ayrshire, he has received many national awards for...
Back TalkA stunning collecti...A stunning collection of stories about women's unexpressed desires and needs, and the unexpected ways they resurface. In 'Floor Plans', a woman at the end of her marriag...
Baker's DozenSharply observant, ...Sharply observant, Baker's Dozen is 13 interlinked short stories brought together in the sunlit finale of a family wedding.
Balloon to the MoonLong before anyone ...Long before anyone had designed a rocket, the Montgolfier brothers were making hot air balloons. In October 1783, they became the first people to experience controlled f...
Banquet of the BeastsWhat if Margaret Th...What if Margaret Thatcher was not dead? Foodbanks were a deadly experiment? And a badger, a fox and a starling our only hope? Banquet of the Beasts is an eco-thriller ab...
Battle of the BeastThe beast, who has ...The beast, who has tried to eat Bethany twice and controlled Ebenezer Tweezer for 511 years, is now in prison.
...
Beano Book of FunJoin the Beanotown ...Join the Beanotown gang and get ready for fun! Packed full of riddles, giggles, puzzles jokes, the hilarious Book of Fun will keep you entertained for ages! Prepare for ...
Beano Dennis & Gnasher: Battle for Bash Street SchoolCan a group of ten ...Can a group of ten year old mates (and one scruffy dog) really outwit the most fiendish, cunning teachers in the universe and, after millions of years, finally make scho...
Beano The Ultimate GuideTake a wild ride th...Take a wild ride through Beanotown with this ultimate guide to all things Beano. Find out everything there is to know about Beanotown and its inhabitants in this residen...
Beast in the ShadowsA mystery writer tu...A mystery writer turns detective to protect the woman he loves. But is he hunter or hunted?The chance meeting between a crime novelist and a married woman blossoms into ...
Before the Light FadesAfter the sudden de...After the sudden death of her mother at age 75, Natasha Walter was thrown into a time of bewilderment and sadness. It was only when she began to search back through Ruth...
Behold, America: A History of America First and the American DreamThe American dream ...The American dream is dead, as Donald Trump said when announcing his candidacy for president in 2015. How would he revive it? By putting 'America First'. The 'American D...
Being Human: How our biology shaped world historyLewis Dartnell expl...Lewis Dartnell explores how human biology has shaped relationships, societies, economies and wars across the globe. How did haemophilia bring down the Russian royal fami...
Belonging: Natural histories of place, identity and homeReflecting on famil...Reflecting on family, identity and nature, Belonging is a personal memoir about what it is to have and make a home. It is a love letter to nature, especially the norther...
Beval"Bevel" is William ..."Bevel" is William Letford's first book, but his poems have already earned him a large following thanks to his brilliant performances and through Carcanet's "New Poetrie...
Beyond the Swelkie: A Collection of New Poems & Essays to Mark the Centenary of George Mackay BrownBeyond the Swelkie ...Beyond the Swelkie is a collection of poetry and prose in English, Scots and Gaelic celebrating the centenary of George Mackay Brown. Its contributors are based in Orkne...
Bibliomaniac : An Obsessive's Tour of the Bookshops of BritainWhy play to 12,000 ...Why play to 12,000 people when you can play to 12? In Autumn 2021, Robin Ince's stadium tour with Professor Brian Cox was postponed due to the pandemic. Rather than do n...
Big BonesThe heartwarming ne...The heartwarming new novel from the sparkling Laura Dockrill, introducing Bluebelle, and her moving, hilarious take on food, body image and how we look after ourselves a...
Birnam WoodBirnam Wood is on t...Birnam Wood is on the move... Five years ago, Mira Bunting founded a guerrilla gardening group: Birnam Wood. An undeclared, unregulated, sometimes-criminal, sometimes-ph...
Biting Biting: Snacking Gujarati-StyleBiting Biting featu...Biting Biting features recipes for fast, easy, 100% vegetarian and vegan snacks that can be knocked up at speed using leftovers and store-cupboard ingredients. Enter a w...
Black CartAlmost eighteen yea...Almost eighteen years in the making, this collection is a love poem to a rural community in Scotland. The freshness of its language brings the daily grind, its joys and ...
Black Girl from Pyongyang: In Search of My IdentityThe extraordinary t...The extraordinary true story of a West African girl's upbringing in North Korea under the guardianship of President Kim Il Sung. In 1979, aged only seven, Monica Macias ...
Black Water RisingOn a dark night, ou...On a dark night, out on the Houston bayou to celebrate his wife's birthday, Jay Porter hears a scream. Saving a distressed woman from drowning, he opens a Pandora's Box....
Blackbird's SongSet against the Rus...Set against the Russian Revolution of 1905, a prelude to that of 1917, this novel explores the complexity of relationships and motivations that lead to acts of rebellion...
Blood in the Machine : The Origins of the Rebellion Against Big TechThe most urgent sto...The most urgent story in modern tech begins not in Silicon Valley but two hundred years ago in rural England, when workers known as the Luddites rose up rather than star...
Blood Legacy: Reckoning With a Family’s Story of SlaveryWhen British Caribb...When British Caribbean slavery was abolished across most of the British Empire in 1833, it was not the newly liberated who received compensation, but the tens of thousan...
Blood TearsThe first in a seri...The first in a series of books with D.I. Ray McBain - a Glasgow detective who turns to his best friend, Kenny O'Neill when he goes on the run after he becomes the prime ...
Recently Viewed Products
Loading
Error
Loading